Annoying Guild Members

Ok, so this week this one of the members of my guild decided he wanted to leave so he asked Briar to kick him. Well, at first Briar was trying to convince him to stay, but then he got all mad at us. He started insulting the other guild members then he started swearing at us. So, finally to get rid of him we just kicked him to shut him up.

Finally a Break

Ok, so I bet you've all been wondering where I've been. Well not many people know this, but, I don't actually live on Iris. I'm from there but my parents sent me to the planet Earth to protect me from the Great War of Iris. Well Earth isn't that peaceful either, but, at least there aren't a bunch of people trying to kill you all the time. So, I've been having to deal with things here on Earth. I haven't really had time to go through the portal to defend Iris. But, this week was different, Briar and I decided to go looking for trouble and boy did we find it!! We went exploring around Dratan and came upon a city that we've never seen before. The creatures there were too strong for us to handle so we had to flee back to the capital.


I sort of felt like Indiana Jones. But wait, wouldn't that make Briar that little Chinese kid? Oh well, long story short, I've got some free time that isn't really that free.

Evil Does Take A Break

Ok, so I've had a long week last week. I had to abandon my noble mission to destroy another greater evil. That evil's name is precal. I partied up with my friend Alex and we took this near insurmountable evil head on and nearly perished. Well you know how they say evil never takes a break? Well they're wrong, precal is taking a week long break this week. Well anyways this week nothing really happened except I met up with Tiger and Briar. Also, I found a Knight stuck in a hill.

Storm the Castle

Ok, so this week a bunch of monsters tried to take the castle in Merac. So a whole bunch of us heroes went to stop this massacre.



We succeeded but not without many sacrifices. We finally prevailed though and got a whole lot of loot to show for it. Kinda makes you wonder where these monsters keep all that loot. I mean, most of them don't even have pockets. What's a Poison Mist doing with all that gold anyways. Also, if they're really made of mist how can we carry their eyes around like its no big deal. And where does the liquid come from? Well to end it off with some good news Briar's back! Now enjoy me yet again stuck in the ground.

Dratan Seige

Ok, so this was a strange week in Dratan, first off a giant statue appeared outside the southern gate of town.
Then there were reports of monsters attacking resource points all over the desert. So, we all went around the place fight off evil monsters. So, of course, the awesome heroes of Iris fought off all the invaders of our peace. To reward us, these towers that suddenly appeared in the lake and dropped a lot of items.
So until next week, remember, when you hve a bug problem call an exterminator.

President's Day Parade

Ok, so this week was kinda boring until the long weekend. It all started when late Friday night. There was a huge announcement in the center of town, they were releasing a new pet called a jaguar. They would select people to recieve the jaguar. I, unfortunately, was not selected for the jaguar. But today there was the huge parade. It was pretty ok, but it wasn't as good as the parade as the one I saw over Christmas vacation, you know, the one in New York City. There were huge people floating around in the sky. But still, the parade here was pretty good.

















So, this week, there's kinda a twist, I'm in a hill this week. Only difference is I'm mining.

Awesome Idea For a Contest

Ok, so this week not much happened all was calm in the beautiful land of Iris. Briar and I only got to meet up for like an hour fo two days. The life of a hero is exremely busy. We have to do this then Briar is working on some new steed, I think he said it was called a car. I don't know, I've never heard of it. Well fo the contest I promised, I decided to have eveyone send me pictures of heroes stuck in hills. I'll choose a different one every week. So to start things off, enjoy yet another titan stuck in a hill.